We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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