He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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