I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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