My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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