You're so nebulous sometimes
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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