I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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