i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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