you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
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There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
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Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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