ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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