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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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