Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
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Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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