"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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