Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
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