they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
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I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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