Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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