Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
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They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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