have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Is it because I queefed?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
As shirtless as possible
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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