i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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