Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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