I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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