So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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