I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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