Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
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hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
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my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I have post one night stand depression
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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