I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
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