"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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