Well douche your snatch and let's go!
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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