that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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