I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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