How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Randomize
