Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
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how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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