i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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