: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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