ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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