What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
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I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
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as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
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