We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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