from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
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girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
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I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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