somebody snuck up and got me drunk
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
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I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
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I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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