So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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