But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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