I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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