why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I FOUND THE LEGS
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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