I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
ttyl tear gas
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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