Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
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