didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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