I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
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Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
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Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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