Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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