he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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