i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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