you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
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More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
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Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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