Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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