she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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