my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
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Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
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