Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
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Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
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Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
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Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
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It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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