don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
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we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
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God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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