i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
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Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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