If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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